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Every week, we’re thrilled and honored that you spend your Tuesday nights/birthdays/going away parties/Tinder dates with us at quiz, even when the heat is accidentally on full blast. We burned some incense though, so we’re the nation’s first quiz-gusmasters.
Last night we found out that 38 teams love cute li’l backpacks, have approximate knowledge of the World Cup, and know all of the third-generation Kardashian children. Another finger on the monkey’s paw curled after a team last week requested ‘easier questions’ and now everyone knows the white whale Moby-Dick has a funny name.
The Østerbros, who apparently wake up every morning and go to bed every night listening to Jock Jams, took the top spot last night. We sent Batiste, who we assume is Going to Finland off with a round of expertly-chosen draft beers in second place, and the Aubergines enjoyed their bottled beers in third.
Chunui da Funni showed off their expert knowledge of jazz guys and snagged the movie tickets to Music for Black Pigeons from our generous benefactors at Gran Teatret and Søhesten. Goblins proved that they are the most average team on average by picking up their second most average prize in two months. El-Bart took the last place prize and received stickier, ickier, Danish mystery liquids than usual.
Here’s the week 4 board:
1 . Østerbros 63
2 . Batiste is Going to Finland (good luck!) 56
3 . Aubergines (best round 4!) 55
4 . Lidl Wayne 53
5 . Floorless 52
5 . Xana-don'ts 52
6 . Chunui da Funni (ticket winners!) 50
7 . Cave Dwellers 49
7 . Nosebleeders 49
7 . Planners with Manners 49
8 . Jazzys 48
9 . C U Next Tuesday 46
9 . Los Pollos Hermanos 46
10 . Quizzards 45
11 . Only Fans 44
12 . Hang in There 43
13 . Broke but Sexy 42
13 . Save the Children 42
14 . Goblins (most average!) 41
15 . Everybody's Sick 40
15 . Improper Knowledge 40
15 . Mamma Mia 40
15 . Shaltas Alus 40
16 . 4 Dumplings 39
16 . Alek and Addy 39
16 . Underlivet 39
17 . Phatties with PH 38
17 . Pow^3 38
18 . Something Sour 37
19 . Doctor No 35
19 . Three Musketeers 35
20 . Baseballbat 34
20 . Wuhuu 34
21 . Swedish Currency Sucks, Give Us Free Beer 33
22 . Snukkis Disciple 31
22 . Two Musketeers 31
23 . Gulddamerne 26
24 . El-Bart (last place) 17
