Are You the Jackbox Guy?
Unfortunately, neither of us are The Jackbox Guy, even though we lived in Chicago at the same time as he did. We do have a confession to make, though, quizzers - the reason why no one can place our accents is because we’re not actually from Chicago but a city with exactly the most neutral American accent which will remain shrouded in mystery.
Speaking of mysterious cities, 37 teams proved their knowledge about the 52 Best Places to Visit, the cardboard surface of Mars, and WHITE DIAMONDS. Your Quizmaster also got the opportunity to present a torturous and terrifying crossword puzzle about bestselling authors - right after you all had a fantastic music round - just to bring you all back down to earth.
We’ve seen some shakeups at the top these first few weeks of 2023, with the Østerbros returning at full force last night to seize the bottle of Italian bubbles. C U Next Tuesday, knowers of a frightening amount of Sheffield football history, claimed their draft beers in second. Luke Skyhooker slid into third, making the coin-flip choice between two fine brands of bottled beer. Tast 4 nearly exactly hit the quiz average of 45.1 points and precisely divided their average prize four ways. Copenhagen newcomers Aliens in the Jar were the honorary Quizmasters Assistants of the night up at the bar and graciously accepted their last place prize / indflyttergave.
We’re glad the rest of you came, but don’t call us when you need someone to help you move. We’re old. Here’s the week 3 board:
1 . Østerbros 67
2 . C U Next Tuesday 64
3 . Luke Skyhooker 62
4 . Louis Theroux's Rye Smile at the Orgy 61
5 . Nobodies 60
5 . Wilhelm 60
6 . New Friends 58
6 . Quizzly Bears 58
7 . Los Pollos Hermanos 57
8 . Biowind 56
9 . Let's Get Quizical 51
9 . Pied Piper 51
9 . Quiz-ton Churchill 51
10 . We Need More Stools 50
11 . 3 AM Knitters 49
11 . Trailerpark 49
12 . Einstein (perfect visual round!) 48
12 . Quick Thinkers 48
12 . Quizpee Crème 48
13 . And 3 Brit Germans Walka 46
13 . Gade 46
14 . Tast 4 (most average!) 45
15 . Nørre 44
16 . Great Beauty 43
16 . Triple Cocks 43
17 . Jävla Tards 41
18 . Three Thou 37
19 . Texas Howdy 35
20 . Danmark til Ejderen 33
20 . Long Line 33
21 . Seagals 32
22 . Yey Yeey! 30
23 . Bonnie and Clyde (joined late but great music round!) 27
24 . De 3 Musketerer 24
24 . Quizzards 24
25 . Aliens in the Jar (official last place!) 19
25 . Bildov og Sønner 19
