Needs More WooHoo
We love you all dearly but we’re deeply concerned about your thoughts about the appetites of your Sims. That said, what you do with your fake people do in the confines of their fake homes inside the confines of your home is really none of our business.
41 teams demonstrated their frighteningly accurate knowledge about the entire line of Volkswagen cars, various international breads, and Mega Gengar, all of which are skills that you should put on your CVs. Use us as a reference, we’ll say nice things and absolutely will not tell your future employers that you don’t know where butterflies come from.
From a giant pile of teams came an exciting bunch of winners, not-winners, and exactly in-betweens, with three-peating champs the Østerbros returning to take the top spot, the bubbly bottle, and the notice of our Quizmasters who will seek to destroy them next week. Partial newcomers Quokkas chose their draft beers in second place, and Queso Manchego cheesed for the third place picture after winning a tiebreaker shootout with Rökta Räkor.
In the middle, we found Black Swans right around the quiz average receiving right around an average amount of beer and Seven in last place who lucked out - the bar ran out of Danish Mystery Liquid and instead provided them with a round of luksus Danish Surprise Fluid.
The rest of you are both mysterious and surprising in your own special ways. Here’s the week 5 board, and if you think you did well, consider joining the league!
1 . Østerbros 67
2 . Quokkas 62
3 . Queso Manchego 61 (third place!)
3 . Rökta Räkor 61
4 . Tallahassee 60
4 . Your Body Keeps the Score 60
5 . One is a Volvo 57
6 . Imagine Yanny 54
6 . Valesota is Back 54
7 . I Am Holland 53
8 . Miracle Team 52
8 . Sad Penguins 52
9 . Futurologists 51
9 . Pretty Average 51
10 . Killer Bees 50
11 . Black Swans (most average!) 48
12 . Hamburger Birthday Party 46
12 . THG 46
12 . Unpleasant Women 46
13 . Art Vandelays 45
13 . Jolly Awesome Kool Krew 45
13 . Quiztina Aguilera 45
14 . Hold 70's Års 43
15 . Halle Berry 42
15 . Kwick Trip 42
15 . Quizzy Adler Olsens Pussy Klub 42
16 . Guardians of the Lantern 41
16 . Viqueens (DNF) 41
17 . Baltics 38
18 . Hold Da Op 37
18 . Matmus Husvad 37
18 . Pussy Adler Olsens Quiz Klub 37
19 . Eco Warriors 36
19 . French Aussie Team 36
19 . Kerala Kids 36
20 . Adam og Rasmus 29
21 . Seven (last place!) 24
22 . BS Rentals (DNF) 7
