Taco Belly
The show started out with a unsolicited shoutout for the Disgusting Food Museum across the bridge - so to even things out we’ll let you know that you should absolutely not try the hot sauces at the end of the tour as you will end up projectile vomiting into a Swedish train platform trash can. At least that’s what we heard from a friend of a friend.
The show pulled 37 teams last night and none were mid. We were pleased to see that you knew all about America’s greatest triumph over the natural world, remembered ol’ Gorm, and have scary accurate safari knowledge. Some of you haven’t had a Rum Swizzle, though, so get on that. Also - thanks to those of you that gave us responses to our unofficial country survey! We promise our intentions are good*.
Emerging from their eternal slumber, the Viqueens took the top spot at last night’s show, followed closely by the Futurologists in second place - creating a close league board. Frack Till You Crack extracted five bottled beers with a third place win.
Expert illustrators Willa’s Women received a comical pile of glasses and individual sips of beer as our Most Average team, and good last place sports Seating Kings put a dent in the bar’s off-menu Norwegian Surprise Fluid supply.
Everyone else was positively brimming with rizz. Here’s the week 12 board:
1 . Viqueens 64
2 . Futurologists 63, 5 league points
3 . Frack Till You Crack 61
4 . Fourth Placers 59, 4 league points
4 . Planners Gone Wild 59
5 . Team Team Effort 57
6 . Salt 56
7 . Let's Get Quizzical 54
7 . We Ate Noodles for Dinner 54
8 . Dyrlægevej 53
8 . Exquiz Me 53
8 . Kostas' Angels 53
8 . Quizzards of Oz 53
8 . We Thought This Was Speed Dating 53
9 . Deep Dish Dominators 51
10 . Willa's Women (most average!) 50
11 . Babushkas 49
11 . Tåsingegang 49
12 . Camaroon Chickas 48
12 . Louis Theroux's Rye Smile at the Orgy 48
13 . Saturdays are for the Boys 47
14 . Team #1 46
15 . Big 5 45
15 . CADs 45
15 . Mussi Hussi 45
15 . Østerbros 45, 3 league points
16 . ITU: Incredibly Terrifying Underdogs 44
17 . Gogonuts of the Gogonut Tree 43
17 . Group Therapy 43
18 . Purple Wheat 42
19 . No Eye Dear! 40
19 . Trivia Troika 40
20 . Juliæ 37
21 . Seating Kings 34 (last place!)
22 . Kalmar Uten Suensken 19 (DNF)
23 . So, the Weather? 7 (DNF)
24 . Cleveland Cups 0 (lost in space)