Sabrina Lil Witch
Not all heroes wear capes, especially the team that gave us the best (incorrect) answer we’ve ever seen in the show. We’ve secretly been working on an entire category based on some of the less-than-right answers we get - so make sure to file all your animatronic cat knowledge for a later date.
Last night, a tied-for-record 44 teams battled on the beaches, in the streets, and in the cloakroom, demonstrating their expert knowledge of people over 30, body part sizes, banjo pickin’ hits, and a surprising amount of Disney Channel main characters. We can’t blame you for not remembering Guy Berryman and because he’s a bass player, he doesn’t either.
We had an exciting result last night (especially for league teams!) as the Fourth Placers underestimated themselves all the way into the top spot. The Østerbros, rippling with pepper knowledge, followed up in second with Tåsingegang hot on their heels in third.
Above-average-named Trivia Chalamet won the mysterious most average prize while our ongoing Danish Mystery Liquid cultural exchange project continued with Mosh in last place.
The rest of you lil witches? You did great. Here’s the week 9 board:
1 . Fourth Placers 71, 5 league points
2 . Østerbros 68, 4 league points
3 . Tåsingegang 67
4 . Louis Theroux Rye Smile at the Orgy 65
4 . Quizzly Bears 65
5 . Mannen 64
6 . Futurologists 63, 3 league points
6 . Goblins 63
6 . Pandas 63
6 . Quizzards 63
7 . From Rich to Rags 62
7 . Viqueens 62
8 . In the Smoking Closet 61
8 . Los Ganadores 61
9 . Planners With Manners 60
10 . Secretly Cool and Not Invited 59
11 . Inshallah 58
11 . Laminators 58
11 . We Know the Owner 58
12 . MC^3 56
13 . Trivia Chalamet (most average!) 55
14 . Afterparty at la Plage 54
14 . Indoor Kites 54
14 . Nippletoes 54
15 . One is a Volvo 53
15 . Quizzycats 53
16 . How I Met Your Hangover 52
16 . United Drinkers (UDS) 52
17 . Trolls 51
18 . 3600 50
19 . Cannibalquizm 47
19 . Crying White Boy With a Guitar 47
19 . Taqman and the Pipette Girls 47
20 . Exquiz Me 46
21 . Bastards 44
22 . On the Floor 43
23 . Broder Skabbet 41
23 . Ze Dermans 41
24 . Easy On 40
25 . Triangle 39
26 . Mosh (last place!) 33
27 . Quiz (DNF) 12
