Fils Fortuné

A tip of the hat to the teams who pre-game (and post-game!) the quiz with games of chess - it’s like chess boxing’s kinder cousin or the 37th chamber of Wu-Tang. Either way, we’re impressed.

40 teams went through all sorts of pre-game rituals last night and many of them paid off. You put up the highest average music round score (with three perfect scores!) in the show’s history, demolished the puzzle round, had expert knowledge of celebrity girlfriends, and endured infinite steamed hams. The author of The Seagull, however, remains an unsolved mystery and we hope to one day discover the truth.

The Østerbros, buoyed by striking river knowledge and undaunted from two nights of quiz in a row, ran away with the first place bottle and collected a few league points along the way. Well, This Was Embarrassing displayed their deranged sense of embarrassment by placing second, and Fritz the Cat made the correct choice of bottled beers in third.

Estoy Holanda’s pre-game ritual was to blow their table candle out - which was suspiciously re-lit when they joyfully split their most average beer. Monkstown’s post-game ritual was just staying in the bar longer than R.A.P., leading them to snatch their last-place prize from the jaws of victory.

Everyone else had rituals too secret and/or erotic to post on the internet. Here’s the week 13 board from Søhesten:

1 . Østerbros 70, 5 league points
2 . Well, This Was Embarrassing 60
3 . Fritz the Cat 58
4 . Conquiztadores 57
4 . Fourth Placers 57, 4 league points
4 . One is a Volvo 57
4 . Wilhelm 57
5 . Copen-hags 56
6 . Futurologists 55 , 3 league points
7 . Quizards 54
8 . Corgan Supporters 53
8 . Rooster 53
9 . Pretty Preps 52
10 . Anne, Sanne, and Quiz 51
10 . Drinks and Stuff 51
11 . Oldies But Goodies 50
11 . Peanuts and Tea 50
11 . Tåsingegang 50
12 . Estoy Holanda (most average!) 49
13 . Friends of Espen 1 47
13 . King Quizzard of the Lizard Wizard 47
13 . Nuclear Triad 47
13 . Representing Alsace 47
14 . Bron 46
14 . Hold Kæft 46
14 . Taco Belly 46
15 . Friends of Espen 2 45
16 . Newbies 44
16 . Urbcast Podcast 44
17 . Impro 42
17 . Vanini 42
18 . Belgian Team 41
18 . Dora and the Explorer 41
19 . C.A.T. 36
19 . Red Devil 36
20 . Agne With a Dot 34
21 . Adrians  32
21 . Cute Little Shits 32
22 . Monkstown (last place!) 29
23 . R.A.P. 28

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